Gators Wear Jean Shorts

Starting QB: Aaron Murray

noreply@blogger.com (Coach) — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:36:00 +0000

I guess Mettenberger didn't have the luck of meeting the 'coolest cop' in Remerton. How do you get 2 counts of fake ID? Did the cops take the first one and then did he offer up another one?

More Ackbar

noreply@blogger.com (Cheek) — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:11:00 +0000

Pajama Jeans

noreply@blogger.com (Crane) — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 01:25:00 +0000

Pinch yourself, it's real

That's What She Said

noreply@blogger.com (Crane) — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 22:19:00 +0000

Mark Richt's Got Skillz

noreply@blogger.com (Crane) — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 16:46:00 +0000

Jean Shorts January

noreply@blogger.com (Crane) — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:45:00 +0000

New Belgium Brewery is celebrating Jean Shorts January.

I'm conflicted

Lazer Cats 5

noreply@blogger.com (Crane) — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 20:54:00 +0000

I don't want to play this Hockey Team

noreply@blogger.com (Crane) — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 20:01:00 +0000

Who's Got Weapons?

noreply@blogger.com (Cheek) — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 12:43:00 +0000

Courtesy of OC.

First in the ACC, Second in Georgia, and apparently very bad in accounting.

noreply@blogger.com (Coach) — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 01:20:00 +0000

Times are tight, so Tech isn't sure if it can put together a $1000 to send the yellow car to Miami.

Sure am glad we don't have to have donations for UGA's travel expenses. Can you imagine "we just need $600 more to get the plane ticket, c'mon guys"....

You think someone would be able to put it on the ole GT credit card and get reimbursed when the fat BCS cash comes in....

(h/t AJC - comments section)

Previously on 24...

noreply@blogger.com (Cheek) — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:41:00 +0000

Really?

noreply@blogger.com (Coach) — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:59:00 +0000

Spotted at the mall in Florence, SC. Proof that UF has fully embraced thier jean short pride: The officially licensed gator jean short koozie.

Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

noreply@blogger.com (Crane) — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:45:00 +0000

Tim Tebow Drinking Game

noreply@blogger.com (Crane) — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:04:00 +0000

The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta. The son of Chuck Norris, Tim Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's SEC championship loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face it folks, even though Tebow spends his free time preaching to the incarcerated, curing cancer (we assume), trimming the foreskin of the impoverished, and keeping the planets properly aligned by toting the earth around the sun to keep it in its proper orbit; on the field he's not nearly so generous. On the field he dominates. Just ask him. He'll tell you over and over again.

In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness (gag), we give you the Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game!

* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent bastard.

* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute.

* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!"

* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year.

* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing.

* Drink every time Tebow references God. Or himself. Tom-A-to. Tom-ah-to.

* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd.

* If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot.

* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field.

* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.

* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands.

* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you).

* Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary.

* If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron.

**When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and start prepping for Texas.

(Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may will result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this disclaimer is a joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it, just pray Tebow is nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local hospital with a stomach pump.)

Big Baby

noreply@blogger.com (Crane) — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:06:00 +0000

Redneck Ninja

noreply@blogger.com (Crane) — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 14:00:00 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2iuvAZ82a0&feature=youtube_gdata

2002 vs 2009

noreply@blogger.com (Crane) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:55:00 +0000

Prankwar Continues

noreply@blogger.com (Crane) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:19:00 +0000

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923808

Not for Omi

noreply@blogger.com (Crane) — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:48:00 +0000

Happy Halloweenie!

noreply@blogger.com (Original Slacker) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:59:00 +0000

Support Single Moms

noreply@blogger.com (Original Slacker) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:45:00 +0000

I hope this is not real

noreply@blogger.com (Crane) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:50:00 +0000

Homework

noreply@blogger.com (Crane) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:19:00 +0000

Cartman Sings Poker Face

noreply@blogger.com (Crane) — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:46:00 +0000

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/254171/?tab=featured

GA Fla Jorts Crocs Combo

noreply@blogger.com (Crane) — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:21:00 +0000

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/sports_college_uf/2009/10/florida-fan-first-victim-of-jortscrocs-combination.html