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Thursday, July 02, 2009
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
Monday, June 01, 2009
Timberlake's great grandfather
It's a couple of weeks old, but if you haven't seen it, it's pretty funny
Labels: SNL
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Amazon Review of "Wolf Shirt"

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
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Labels: Awesomeness
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Thursday, May 07, 2009
Mexican border car chase
Don't know if it's fake...and don't really care. This is hilarious!
ht to David Yaffe
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
Friday, May 01, 2009
New Names for the Swine Flu
Hamydia
Hamorrhoids
hamophilia
asporkers
rooting cough
Babe-onic
Baconic Plague
Porkinsons
Hambola
Smallporks
octohog
And the Winner...
Hamthrax
Labels: Bacon







