New Intro for MarkRicht.com

I'm psyched for Stillwater.


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Munson on Michael Jackson

I believe it's actually the guy who does Pulpwood

What is the Soup De Jour?

MMMM... That sounds good, I'll have that.

Crying over Dead Trees

HT to the Suburban Wino

Carnivore Support Group

Peter Griffin Motivational Posters

Zack Morris Interview

The Anti Thomas

Timberlake's great grandfather

It's a couple of weeks old, but if you haven't seen it, it's pretty funny

They don't make Ads like this anymore

Kentucky is Living Large

The BA-K-47

Amazon Review of "Wolf Shirt"

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

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Christmas Card Photo Ideas . . .

Happy Mother's Day

Mexican border car chase

Don't know if it's fake...and don't really care. This is hilarious!

ht to David Yaffe

Shii

Our Long Statewide Nightmare is over

FAT Tire in Georgia May 11th.

Trekkies Are Upset

Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'

New Names for the Swine Flu

Hamydia
Hamorrhoids
hamophilia
asporkers
rooting cough
Babe-onic
Baconic Plague
Porkinsons
Hambola
Smallporks
octohog
And the Winner...
Hamthrax