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Jean Shorts January

New Belgium Brewery is celebrating Jean Shorts January.


I'm conflicted

Really?

Spotted at the mall in Florence, SC. Proof that UF has fully embraced thier jean short pride: The officially licensed gator jean short koozie.

Tim Tebow Drinking Game

The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta. The son of Chuck Norris, Tim Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's SEC championship loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face it folks, even though Tebow spends his free time preaching to the incarcerated, curing cancer (we assume), trimming the foreskin of the impoverished, and keeping the planets properly aligned by toting the earth around the sun to keep it in its proper orbit; on the field he's not nearly so generous. On the field he dominates. Just ask him. He'll tell you over and over again.

In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness (gag), we give you the Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game!

* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent bastard.

* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute.

* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!"

* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year.

* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing.

* Drink every time Tebow references God. Or himself. Tom-A-to. Tom-ah-to.

* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd.

* If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot.

* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field.

* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.

* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands.

* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you).

* Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary.

* If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron.

**When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and start prepping for Texas.

(Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may will result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this disclaimer is a joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it, just pray Tebow is nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local hospital with a stomach pump.)

GA Fla Jorts Crocs Combo

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/sports_college_uf/2009/10/florida-fan-first-victim-of-jortscrocs-combination.html

Back to Basics

Jean Capris
Awesome!

The Anti Thomas

LSU Freek Does it Again

A Slight variation of the Florida "speech" plaque

Univesity of Felons

Gator Shoot

Anyone up for a little target practice?

This Week We Re-Honor T-Bone

In Children we Find Truth.

Urban had a Dream Last Night

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UF Cancer 'White-out'

In 100% completely un-related news, JC Penny of Gainsville is reporting that all Levi's Whitewash Denim Shorts are now out of stock. Goodies is also reporting a 'limited supply' since they are flying of the shelf.

Great News for Florida

This'll buy a lot of jean shorts for the Gators.

Look Who Made the Cover of the Other Magazine

Pain at the Pump

You have to look closely...

TOOGIE BOWSER MD

Tebow's Heisman

http://georgiasports.blogspot.com/2007/12/heisman-fark.html

Courtesy of Georgia Sports Blog

Jacksonville Florida Fan Sightings

New Cocktail Song

HT to Georgia Sports Blog

Weekend Prediction

Hopefully We'll See Some more of these videos pop up Sunday

Thomas Makes onto CNNSI

You'll have to scroll down a little bit.

Smells Like Florida

The Florida Gator Fall Collection

Orange is the new Pink.

ht- Saleeby

Lance Armstrong Must Be Proud

Can't play paintball with jeanshorts

After their first paint ball excursion, a group of Gator fans determined their jean shorts did not provide the necessary lower extremity protection against the 300+fps projectiles they were pummeled with. They decided to never return to the paint ball fields and founded their own “sport” which better accommodated their predisposition to knee length denim.

Courtesy of my brother...

These Pictures Look Familiar

Gators Wear Jean Shorts - The funniest videos are a click away

I didn't make this video, but these pictures sure seem familiar

Crane --> CBS sportsline photographer

When pimping a book one should 1) confirm the orgins of the gators wear jean shorts history if using that as your article title and 2) not use a picture from this blog without getting the OK.

According to CBS Sportsline, Crane can now add contributing photographer to his resume.

Perhaps the true orgin should have been included in his article.

We should see if we can get Verne Lundquist to come tailgate with us as compensation for the photo.

Tebow is a True Gator

Spring Practice....

Thomas Spring Practice


Spring practice isn't just for the players....

Ask a Gator

ht: pwd

Gator Fan of the Day 2

2 for the price of 1