Bleeding Ears - Sugar Bowl Edition

I couldn't believe my ears... I hope that FOX didn't have to pay him. That had to be it, paid too much for BCS rights can't pay for actual college football announcers.

Additional crimes committed against those who can hear:
"Nomar Moreno is going to keep that Georgia Bulldog band playing Glory, Glory, Hallelujah."

A) He don't KNOWshon
B) Our GLORY is to Ole Georgia

EDSBS has a nice rendition of Thom narrating D-day

Also, see additional observations at Awful Announcing.

Mr. Brennaman you deserve a Billy Madison Principal pep talk:

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone at home is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Educational Video About Sloths

I learned more about sloths this weekend than I could have ever possibly imagined.

Apparently, they sleep 18 hours but always party 24.