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Thursday, June 05, 2008
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Most Worthless College Majors
I'm not sure how History Major missed the cut, but I'm pretty sure it was number 11 or 12.
Labels: Humor
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Wednesday, December 20, 2006
UGA Season as Told by Chris Farley
Sorry, apparently having 2 Gigs and a new baby keep me from posting as much as I have wanted to. Its been a successful football season even if those jobs and said baby have kept me away from as many games as I'd have like to have seen. Anyway for no particular reason here is UGA football
EL Nino
UGA 48 - Western Kentucky 12
UGA 34 - UAB 0
Theses games were relatively short and sweet but we learned very little about our team or what El Nino really translates into.
Schmitts Gay
UGA 18 - South Carolina 0
UGA 37 - Auburn 15
Both UGA and Chris were Quite Nervous going into someone else's house. Both Came out quite happy, though for quite different reasons.
Tommy Boy - Bees
UGA Colorado
Couldn't find the video for this one but this reminded me of the scene in Tommy Boy where The Cops are pulling over Tommy and Richard over right after they spill alcohol on themselves. In UGA's Case Alcohol is Lack of Offense and the cops are Colorado. Luckily Tommy and Richard Pretend Bees are attacking them much like Cox coming off the bench pretending to be the best quarterback ever. Yeah its a bit of stretch.
The Chris Farley show
UGA 14 - Ole Miss 9
Painful to Watch but somehow everything turns out OK
UGA 33 - Tennesee 51
Chris Farley Wigs Out over replacing Coffee.
Both UGA and Chris were enjoying their evenings, enjoying a good smacking of TN/enjoying their coffee when all of a sudden things go very bad.
Matt Foley - Motivational Speaker
The Kentucky and Vandy Games
La Ti Frickin DA,
Our Loserishness Serves as a Painful Lesson to others.
Japanese Gameshow
UGA 14 - UF 21
Having no real confidence considering how we played before hand, somehow we stay in this game till the end, where of course we get electrocuted.
Chris Farley - Japanese Gameshow - video powered by Metacafe
Da Bears
UGA 27 - Mississippi State 24
Chris and UGA both have heart attacks but live.
Chippendale's Tryouts
UGA 15 - GT 12
In this case Georgia Tech is a the guy who thinks he can out dance the Red Dawn Dirty Dancer
This may be little gay to watch but it can be stomached to think of Patrick Swayze as actually Chuck Norris. Even the Pope has Homo-Erotic thoughts about Chuck Norris.
UGA 31 - Virginia Tech 24
Tommy Boy
After a first half where you thought here we go again. We come out and kick some butt.
Tommy boy finally figures out how to say "If you want good T-Bone you can stick your head up a bulls ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butchers word for it?"
If this sucked you can blame my daughter, she doesn't like me to sleep much.





