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An Excellent Beer Commercial

2010-03-27T15:51:00.001-05:00

Must be Tasty

Thanks, Urban. 'Preciate that.

2010-03-25T12:06:00.001-05:00

Urban Meyer threatens reporter Jeremy Fowler

Between Two Ferns Interview with Ben Stiller

2010-03-17T15:06:00.000-05:00

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Ben Stiller from Between Two Ferns

Little Footsoldiers of the Devil

2010-03-11T11:23:00.005-05:00

Glenn Beck Goes After Urban Meyer

2010-03-11T11:11:00.003-05:00

Starting QB: Aaron Murray

2010-03-08T12:36:00.003-05:00

I guess Mettenberger didn't have the luck of meeting the 'coolest cop' in Remerton. How do you get 2 counts of fake ID? Did the cops take the first one and then did he offer up another one?

More Ackbar

2010-03-01T11:11:00.003-05:00

Pajama Jeans

2010-02-23T20:25:00.000-05:00

Pinch yourself, it's real

That's What She Said

2010-02-14T17:19:00.000-05:00

Mark Richt's Got Skillz

2010-01-23T11:46:00.000-05:00

Jean Shorts January

2010-01-22T13:45:00.001-05:00

New Belgium Brewery is celebrating Jean Shorts January.

I'm conflicted

Lazer Cats 5

2010-01-20T15:54:00.000-05:00

I don't want to play this Hockey Team

2010-01-20T15:01:00.000-05:00

Who's Got Weapons?

2010-01-11T07:43:00.003-05:00

Courtesy of OC.

First in the ACC, Second in Georgia, and apparently very bad in accounting.

2010-01-03T20:20:00.003-05:00

Times are tight, so Tech isn't sure if it can put together a $1000 to send the yellow car to Miami.

Sure am glad we don't have to have donations for UGA's travel expenses. Can you imagine "we just need $600 more to get the plane ticket, c'mon guys"....

You think someone would be able to put it on the ole GT credit card and get reimbursed when the fat BCS cash comes in....

(h/t AJC - comments section)

Previously on 24...

2009-12-18T12:41:00.001-05:00

Really?

2009-12-14T14:59:00.002-05:00

Spotted at the mall in Florence, SC. Proof that UF has fully embraced thier jean short pride: The officially licensed gator jean short koozie.

Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

2009-12-07T09:45:00.001-05:00

Tim Tebow Drinking Game

2009-12-04T11:04:00.000-05:00

The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta. The son of Chuck Norris, Tim Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's SEC championship loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face it folks, even though Tebow spends his free time preaching to the incarcerated, curing cancer (we assume), trimming the foreskin of the impoverished, and keeping the planets properly aligned by toting the earth around the sun to keep it in its proper orbit; on the field he's not nearly so generous. On the field he dominates. Just ask him. He'll tell you over and over again.

In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness (gag), we give you the Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game!

* Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a warrior" and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent bastard.

* Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute.

* Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell "Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!"

* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year.

* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing.

* Drink every time Tebow references God. Or himself. Tom-A-to. Tom-ah-to.

* Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd.

* If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot.

* Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field.

* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.

* Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands.

* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one. Otherwise it could kill you).

* Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary.

* If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron.

**When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your bottle of Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and start prepping for Texas.

(Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may will result in death. So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this disclaimer is a joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it, just pray Tebow is nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local hospital with a stomach pump.)

Big Baby

2009-12-01T16:06:00.000-05:00

Redneck Ninja

2009-11-28T09:00:00.000-05:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2iuvAZ82a0&feature=youtube_gdata

2002 vs 2009

2009-11-17T18:55:00.001-05:00

Prankwar Continues

2009-11-16T21:19:00.000-05:00

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923808

Not for Omi

2009-11-16T10:48:00.003-05:00